64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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i want to write a book
about how good it feels
to undress you but
no one wants to read pages of:
fuck
oh hell
and damn damn damn You are swearing in physical form | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

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